Mark Stibbe,J. John: A Bucket of Surprises: An A-Z of the Wittiest, Shrewdest and Most Memorable Stories, Proverbs, Jokes and Sayings

A Bucket of Surprises: An A-Z of the Wittiest, Shrewdest and Most Memorable Stories, Proverbs, Jokes and Sayings


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For years J John and Mark Stibbe have recorded the most offbeat, shrewd and hard-hitting material they have come across in the course of their study and travel. With remarkable generosity they have agreed to share this selection with the rest of us. There's a new diet that is all the rage. You can eat all you see of everything you don't like. On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: "Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out." Advice to fathers over 40: keep an open mind and a closed refrigerator. We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. There's a new remedy on the market for baldness. It doesn't grow hair but it shrinks your head to fit what hair your head has left. Education is forcing abstract ideas into concrete heads.

Promoting her newest book in glamorous San Francisco, Jessica Fletcher visits a women's prison and afterwards finds a mysterious diary in her bag that makes her suspect that an inmate has been falsely accused of murder. Original. We first meet Sasha in her mid-thirties, on her therapist s couch in New York City, confronting her long-standing compulsion to steal. Later, we learn the genesis of her turmoil when we see her as the child of a violent marriage, then as a runaway living in Naples, then as a college student trying to avert the suicidal impulses of her best friend. Half-Time: The Glorious Summer of 1934 pdf We plunge into the hidden yearnings and disappointments of her uncle, an art historian stuck in a dead marriage, who travels to Naples to extract Sasha from the city s demimonde and experiences an epiphany of his own while staring at a sculpture of Orpheus and Eurydice in the Museo Nazionale. We meet Bennie Salazar at the melancholy nadir of his adult life divorced, struggling to connect with his nine-year-old son, listening to a washed-up band in the basement of a suburban house and then revisit him in 1979, at the height of his youth, shy and tender, reveling in San Francisco s punk scene as he discovers his ardor for rock and roll and his gift for spotting talent. We learn what became of his high school gang who thrived and who faltered and we encounter Lou Kline, Bennie s catastrophically careless mentor, along with the lovers and children left behind in the wake of Lou s far-flung sexual conquests and meteoric rise and fall.


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Author: Mark Stibbe,J. John
Number of Pages: 224 pages
Published Date: 13 Feb 2003
Publisher: Lion Hudson Plc
Publication Country: Oxford, United Kingdom
Language: English
ISBN: 9781854245885
Download Link: Click Here
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